Granular Churn

(Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things")

Cascading paradigms, grow the stakeholders
Implement core strengths within all subfolders
Deliverables, priorities, metrics we've earned
Collaborative points unlock granular churn

When the outcomes!
Miss the benchmarks!
When I can't find the tab
I simply remember the Granular Churn,
communication
rehab!