No Soliciting

New sign I posted on our storm door:

NO SOLICITING
We will not buy,
sign, vote for,
worship or debate
with you about any
products, services,
politics, faiths,
or afterlife theories
offered door-to-door
including but
not limited to:
- VACUUMS
- LAWN CHEMICALS
- WINDOWS
- NATURAL GAS SWITCHOVER
- REPUBLICANS
- DEMOCRATS
- INDEPENDENTS
- END TIMES
- HEAVEN
- HELL
- GIRL SCOUT COOKIES