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Sunday

No Soliciting

New sign I posted on our storm door:

NO SOLICITING
We will not buy,
sign, vote for,
worship or debate
with you about any
products, services,
politics, faiths,
or afterlife theories
offered door-to-door
including but
not limited to:
- VACUUMS
- LAWN CHEMICALS
- WINDOWS
- NATURAL GAS SWITCHOVER
- REPUBLICANS
- DEMOCRATS
- INDEPENDENTS
- END TIMES
- HEAVEN
- HELL
- GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

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