Melinda's Japanese Lesson

私の猫Songlian はつきまとうtheBoringDispatcher のための精神健康の病院にあり、彼女は精神分裂症と診断された。

The line above purportedly shows (if you have the right Japanese character set installed on your web browser) a translation of "My cat Songlian is on the psyche ward for stalking TheBoringDispatcher and she was diagnosed with schizophrenia."

See Melinda's video at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhMiI-p6-MU