Fortune Cappies

Bottles of SoBe drinks often have sayings on the inside of the lid that are meant to be humorous or wise, like a fortune cookie. They also use the lids for contests. Yesterday the lid of my orange-carrot juice concoction (ought to be called high fructose corn syrup with orange and carrot juice) had this witticism inside it:

"Every loss makes you stronger.
Only valid in the USA."

How long has Wolfowitz been moonlighting as a fortune cappie writer?