Another dog handler goes on trial for entertaining his buddies at Abu Ghraib. Is it a coincidence that they repeat how these few bad apples were mostly on the "night shift"?

Screw that. I work second shift, from 2 to 10 pm. We might be vampiric freaks who shun daylight, but are we the shift voted most likely to torture? I suppose nobody screws around on the dayshift at Abu Ghraib? Everybody manages to read the Geneva Conventions info card by daylight.

You know there's some moron Public Relations adviser in the Pentagon or the White House telling Bush and Rumsfeld, "Mention night shift as often as you can and people will just smile and nod, we all know what night shift is like. Those people are full of shenanigans just like the Ron Howard movie!"