Some authors can now maintain blogs attached to their book pages on Amazon.com. I jumped on that. But then after I signed up, I wasn't sure what to write about. Nothing new is happening. I haven't done any book signings or tours or junk. So I fell back on the silly marketing tactic that has gotten me to this point: making up crap and passing it off as marketing materials, with just enough trolls and witchcraft to show that it's not true. The post on my AmazonConnect page is a "Dismal bookstore event under Livonia" about a shmoozing vampire bookdealer and the embarrassing reading that I gave in his tomb-like store.

It's more like a story that I'm the main character in. Go figure.