awkwardly

Thursday

"Kansas, preparing young minds for the high tech jobs of 1652."

[emergency room dialog in Kansas of the not-too-distant future]
Patient: Doctor, my heart is attacking me.
Doc: Well, it must be haunted.
Patient: What do I do?
Doc: Pray.

-- Randi Rhodes

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