"The fork is the most dangerous weapon in the arsenal of Homo Sapiens."
- Howard Lyman, former cattle rancher and founder of Voice for a Viable Future, a nonprofit group promoting organic farming and vegetarianism.
[I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but apparently the editors of Vegetarian Times thought it worth quoting.]

"They're detached from reality and susceptible to influence."
- The official explanation from the Israeli Defense Force on why it gives a low security clearance to any recruit who admits to playing Dungeons & Dragons, quoted in Details magazine, May 2005.