I Know What You Wrote Last Tuesday
Here's an amusing hypothetical situation: what if you were picking up some paperwork from a shared printer and found an angry letter from one of your co-workers to management? (Probably motivated by that announcement about exec bonuses that I mentioned earlier.)

Part of me wants to hide it so it won't embarass the pissed off co-worker. I assume she had a better plan for delivering it than just leaving it on the printer to be found by the next shift. But I don't know who wrote it, so I can't leave it on someone's desk.

I had resolved that the better part of valor is to post funny shit on your blog, but when I went back to the printer to look for it, it was gone. Oh well. Maybe next time.