We have some posters at work promoting EthicsPoint.com, a sort of outsourced system for anonymous and confidential complaints toward your employer. Like if you're afraid to turn in a boss for harassment or for successfully emulating Enron's financial crimes, then you can run it through this system instead of guessing which of your superiors might punish you for blowing the whistle.

Reasonable idea I suppose, although it sounds like an outsourced service which provides ethics when you can't be arsed to figure them out for yourself. At first I thought it was software, which is even more frightening and absurd, though still nearly plausible.

Coming soon: DignitySource. IntegrityTech. WarmthCenter. Humanity Factory Outlet. EtCetera.