How To Get Out Of Iraq: Fafnir
"...Then we will have specially trained troops sent out to each Iraqi home with cords attached to their backs and wait until sunrise and when all the Iraqi families start to wake up yawning and stretching and so on our troops jump out waving wiggly fingers and goin "It was allllll a dream... it was alllllll a dream!""

Fafnir has consistently funny stuff. Keep reading down that page of archive for Zen koans enacted by members of the Bush administration.

Another site that made me LOL was the Abstinence-Only Pledge! "I hereby pledge... to stay massively cool by not having sex. Because only major losers have sex – which everyone knows is only for fags. ...I understand that abstaining from sex protects me from the regret and guilt caused by the disgusting, squishy act of stupid sex, which is basically like going to the toilet from the front side."

Also for girls, check out Abstinence Coolness for Girls at


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