Beard Length Update:
Just now I was pulling my hair back into a pony tail. I felt something pulling at my jaw and realized that the sensation was caused by a few facial hairs reaching all the way around the back of my head, caught up in the sweep and about to be anchored into my ponytail.

This is almost as cool as that first time I found a chocolate chip suspended in my beard a half hour after I had finished eating any cookies.

Thought you'd want to know.