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Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire

Diaries of everyone in Fellowship of the Ring, showing why there are so few appearances of females in the story, and so little complaint about that fact. For example, Gollum's diary:

Day Eight
Escaped from Mordor. Have made way to Shire. Am v. disappointed that in last few weeks no one has responded to personal ad placed in Shire Weekly. "Toothless, fetid greenish creature ISO blue-eyed curly-headed hobbit. Must enjoy squatting in darkness, jewelry-fondling, and referring to self in third person. No smokers."

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