Minor brag: If you read this article Rude Words from The Guardian, you'll see they give a link to The Origins and Common Usage of British Swear-words. If you click through to that page, you'll notice in the long list of contributors "SUBCOM. DEIDZOEB" -- which would be me. My only contribution was telling the main author Ben about the feminist event "C***fest".

It's not much, but I'll take it any way I can get it.

.... Uhh, the credit, I mean, not the c***.